Was reminiscing the other day about another election and another Prime Ministerial adventure - here are the tweets - direct from Twitter - with minor changes to make it readable.
* Given that Abbott started it with his bad behaviour - will he be concerned if someone finishes it with a trigger?
* Reminds me of the 2004 election. Howard ended up with about double the number on his bodyguard brigade - on the morning Kirribilli walk.
* Am assuming it was because of the *doubling* of death threats during that campaign.
* On his morning walk along the boardwalk he had about 6 big bastards with guns minding him - plus a couple of AFP cruisers nearby.
* One particularly nasty *helper* was a big muscly gun-toting female bodyguard who used to elbow we other boardwalkers out of the way.
* One memorable morning - the big dyke muscled a North Sydney resident who had a habit of calling little Johnny *Sir Johnny*. Still LMAO.
* Most of we boardwalkers were just relieved when *Sir Johnny* got the flick in 2007 - because we didn't have to put up with his bodyguard brigade.
* Am curious to know if the big dyke is riding shotgun with Tony on his pollie pedal these days? And where she hides her gun?
* My neighbor used to say in a very loud voice as the man and his entourage passed us "Mornin Sir Johnny" - and then we would cack ourselves.
* But one morning - dorothy dyke thought we were being "you know disrespectful". And she proceeded to *elbow* my walking mate.
* And we didn't know what to do - because she was the one with the gun. A big thing strapped to her back.
* So we did what any self respecting citizens would do - early one morning we delivered a big brown turd to the Prime Ministerial letterbox.
* Given that Abbott started it with his bad behaviour - will he be concerned if someone finishes it with a trigger?
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