He Pork Pies

The main problem that Tony Abbott has is that he tells lots of pork pies - all the time.

He did it all the way through this election campaign and he has just done it again now in his press conference - following the decision by two of the three Musketeers to support Labor and hand Julia Government.

He is now telling pork pies to save his job - because the Liberals know that if they had Malcolm in the role that they would have won. And so do both Abbott and Bishop.

Abbott and Bishop - the last dinosaurs in a party that definitely needs to grow up, mature and modernise. They are desperate to keep their jobs - so they can tell more pork pies - because they think that this is what appeals to their rusted on's and what will deliver them Government - eventually.

Not policy, not investment, not leadership, not quality, not commitment. No sir - their whole approach is based on a larder full of pork pies. And a little help from Rupert.

Get ready folks for a non-stop, negative, bullshit, pork pie dominated campaign by the Liberals for as long as Abbott and Bishop and Rupert can keep consuming oxygen and for as long as this new Government can last.

Because as I have said before - the Monk is just a frustrated B-grade bully. He can only *do* pork pies, aggression and negativity - he has no other skills.

And pretty soon even the rusted on's will get sick of that.

PS - Possum Comitatus says it much clearer than I ever could - here.