Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Monkey in charge

The thing is that a monkey is in charge. I know he is a monkey because primates behave like he is when they have lost something they value. And then they rant and rave and shake their bodies like he does - as they crave some attention.

And he looks like one. A little bit like his elderly mate over there at the radio station. Are they related?

How on earth his peers ever thought he was a leader of the pack is beyond comprehension. Why they tolerate his prissy performance says more about them than it does about him.

We all know he is a monkey - his peers know it; the opposite side knows it as do the rest of we animals in the zoo.

He is a monkey who wants to be something else - but first he needs to upgrade his DNA.

And that is the problem - because it just ain't possible to migrate across species Virginia. But his mate George is working on getting the process approved by GOD.

His peers need to think about what they have gotten themselves into - and how they will extract themselves from it. Before they become part of the same primate family.

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